May 16, 2007

Life was good for a while. The food bringer would feed me and I would try and bite him. All was right with the world. Then the most horrible thing happened. The food bringer brought something other than food home. The food bringer brought a CAT into the house.

During the day when the food bringer is gone the CAT sits outside my cage and looks at me. I sit on the warm rock and the evil cat just watches me. The cat watches me all day long. The cat is evil and must be destroyed. This I pledge here and now:

Compromise Kitty I will destroy you.

When that day comes, a good time will be had by all.