May 18, 2007

I saw that damn Compromise Kitty playing with the computer yesterday. He must have seen me using it. I hope he doesn't get any ideas about starting a blog. That would be terrible. Unforgivable I tell you. Death to Compromise Kitty!!!!!!!!

In other news, yesterday was feed day. The food bringer offered the sacrificial mouse in his usual style. In other words dropping him into my lair. Because of my frustration with Compromise Kitty I took great joy in torturing the mouse. I showed the cat the proper way to dispatch a mouse.

I decided that the cat must be destroyed. I am working on a plan to escape and eat the cat. A good time will be had by all.