March 22, 2007

Today was not a food day. I did not get to bite, eat or kill anything today.

I sat on the warm rock and looked out the glass. I watched the food bringer. The food bringer smells funny. Sometimes he picks me up and holds me. I do not like this. I try and bite the food bringer. The food bringer is fast and hard to bite.

I thought about eating the food bringer. Fat I would be.

I spent about an hour planing my escape so I could eat the food bringer. I figured out a way to lift the lid. I picked where I would hide and wait for the food bringer.

Sadly I forgot all this five minutes later because I am a SNAKE.

A good time was had by all.