March 21, 2007

The food bringer brought the sacrificial mouse early today. As usual I attempted to bite the food bringer. I was not successful, the food bringer is fast.

I was not hungry at that time, so I ignored the food. The food kept running around back and forth and hiding in the corner. I had to do something about this inappropriate behavior.

I bit the food and squeezed the life out of it. I opened my mouth and swallowed him whole. Later in the day I plan on laying on the warm rock.

A good time was had by all.